In the midst of this Christmas chaos I've been greedily taking advantage of all the wonderful year end sales hosted by my favorite stamp designers and online retailers. Mostly I've stuck to My List, that never-ending page in my notebook where I jot down the name and manufacturer of a stamp I see used in a particularly brilliant way. I always try to stick to My List and not impulse shop, except those rare occassions when my favorite stores host their annual Yard Sale. Then I go to town, scooping up 25¢ wood block stamps like a fiend.
Then, this week my very favorite incredible craft shop, Absolutely Everything in Topsfield Massachusetts, started sending out emails about their 12 Days of Christmas Sale. Day One was Copic Markers, which I adore. Buy 5 and get 3 free. OMG, right? Then Day Two was 50% off Spellbinder Dies. Day Three was 12"x12" paper sheets for 39¢, and Day Four was 40% off all Memory Box Dies. Day Five was a killer, 60% off on paints, Perfect Pearls, Glitter, all that good messy stuff.
And then came Day Six. The Day Six email came last night- 70% off every single wood mount stamp in the store. I literally stopped breathing. All night I lay in bed doing the math. If I drive the 50 miles each way, that's about $14 in gas. I would have to buy $20 in product to balance that, then everything else I bought would be practically free. Right?
I say "practically" because the fact is, it would cost me something. It would be far less than it would have cost me yesterday, and far less than it will cost me tomorrow. But it'll cost something no matter what. Something I was not planning to spend, for something that's probably not on The List.
Which is why I was laying awake all night, trying to find a way to justify random shopping for no good reason except the enormity of the sale. We've all been here, right? You've got that big coupon and it doesn't matter that there's not one thing left in the store you don't already have, you've gotta find something because you have A Coupon!!
When I finally put myself to rights this morning, it was clear I was not going. And all day I will feel a little off, a little left out, a little put out. I almost wish they weren't having the sale because not going to the sale almost makes me feel like the kid who didn't get invited to the party. Like I'm missing something really important, really awesome. Do you know that feeling? Like I should be doing this, and why am I not doing this, and what crazy adjustments to my schedule- and my budget- can I pull off to do this, because I just gotta do this.
Sometimes, a sale is really a sale, and that's what this sale at Absolutely Everything will be today. It'll be a terrific sale, and I'm sending out my best regards to the lucky shoppers who have the time and budget to get over there today. Mazel Tov!
But even when it really is a sale to beat all sales, it doesn't mean you need to be out there shopping. Every time something you don't need is marked down 70%, you are still spending 30% that you didn't plan to spend. Every time you buy something random, you will then need more supplies to actually use it. I just bought a set of stamps "on sale" that now require me to purchase an additional set of stamps so I will actually be able to use the first set. Stampers out there will know exactly what I mean- you have the picture but not the saying, or the saying but not the picture. Around and around.
That's what I was afraid of today, and that's why I'm not going to the fabulous 70% off sale at Absolutely Everything. Because THEY have "absolutely everything" but I don't, and one way or another they'll find a way to sell me something else and then something else again, and on and on. So today, I'm not going shopping. Hurrah for me.